Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize