i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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