Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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