I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish I could teleport
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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