I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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