Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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