Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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