: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We have started to decorate penises.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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