He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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