Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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