But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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