I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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