So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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