She announced her abortion via fbk
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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