So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Small penises have feelings too.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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