she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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