Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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