I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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