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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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