she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
COCAINE IS GR8
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