what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
