as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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