That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you would pick up someone in the library
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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