im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
