what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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