She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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