Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
