every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
