The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I think a kid would responsible me up
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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