i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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