Sponge bath it is.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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