Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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