Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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