So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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