i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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