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one two three fourrrrnication!
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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