question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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