For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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