The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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