I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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