is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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