Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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