Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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