OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Just pee around me
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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