you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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