I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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