why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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