Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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