Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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