I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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