how can u be prego again
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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