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(248): View more from Michigan

The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...

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(740): View more from Ohio

its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?

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(310): View more from California

He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna

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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.

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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.

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I can pencil you in at 3:30

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(562): View more from California

it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats

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(216): View more from Ohio

is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.

(954): View more from Florida

God I love you.

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(707): View more from California

Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.

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