I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i came on her dog
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
