your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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