i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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