I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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